im-prestiged

Yeaaah. sure, that was fun...
I'll just lay it out. It was really crazy and fun just to guess what was really going on. It was really awesome, and that is an un-biased view, because we all know how amazing Christian Bale is. Hugh Jackman and Scarlett Johannson are becoming a pretty fly duo.

The Prestige - 4/5

Boobie Miles?@!

ok.
catch a fire was pretty not good bumsex.
it pussy-footed around an actual movie, and it was just like "oh, we need a setting that we don't really need to get involved in. 1996 Los Angeles? Nah. Apartheid in South Africa sounds better!"
The acting was great though.
Catch a Fire - 2/5

you watched the movie in Italian?

The Last Kiss was ill-a dope.
So was my first date.
nooch.
But to the movie, it was really good. I wanted to see this because of Paul Haggis. Even though he basically stole the script from the previous Italian version, he still made it modern and North American. bravo.

The Last Kiss - 4/5

quick dump. like shit..on a hose..with a horse

this was actually hilarious and just flowed extremely well. much better than the first one.
it's a lot more varied, and a pretty good movie to be honest.

Jackass 2 - 4/5

quick dump

i don't really want to elaborate
it is what it is

kinda funny? but ahh..not so much. I like Billy Bob Thorton. He's funny. It's worth noting that the girl..is all over the place..and all kinds of sexy.
School for Scoundrels - 2/5