TeaBags and PotReady

Now, though the movie was..maybe bad.
I loved it. So fun, I grew up on those green fun bags.
It would have been really bad-ass if it were dark and nasty, and big green turtles slit boys hard boney asses WIDE open.
But alas, this one was for kids.

TMNT - 2/5

three-hunned

I had the highest hopes for this movie. It was really amazing, but it isn't my favorite movie of all time, as I thought it would be. It's way up there, though. The backstory was the tightest, and it was so visually hot, that Scarlett Johannson considered plastic surgery.

300 - 5/5

are you suuuge?

hilarity did ensue.
it was pretty funny. I don't really know how to review this movie.
I probably wouldn't buy it, but still really funny.

Reno 911!: Miami - 2/5