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4.7.08

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The Hot - Ehhh. Charlize Theron. It was entertaining. The special effects were good. It seemed like it was trying to be way too funny. Sure thaere were really well written parts, that starred Jason Bateman. He saved the movie.

The Not - Will Smith is used entirely for box office draw. Charlize Theron was kind of the same. Why would she even want to be in this movie? She didn't have to do any acting -- why not just get some hot little thing to rip it up with more sex appeal? I mean, they had all the swearing and stuff, why not throw in more sex and leave Hcarlize out of them? I realize the purpose of this movie -- Superhero movies have box office success, and we'll release it after Iron Man and The Hulk, because they know those are good movies -- Will Smith will draw people because he's funny and black people like him -- Charlize Theron will attract drama and serious movie-goers -- Jason Bateman will attract all the comedy dudes. BOOM! We've got a great movie.

Final Shot - Hancock - 2/5

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