malleable iron dude

The Hot - Everything. Robert Downey Jr is a complete stud. You have to love how awesome he was. Seriously, I was blown away with the acting. I knew the story would be good, the terrorist shit? Gold. Oh, Gwenyth? You are a complete smokeshow. She played the part perfectly. I'm starting to like Terrence Howard, also...I can't wait to see him as War Machine. Jon Favreau, you're hilarious. He was the perfect director. All the little bits of humour in there were perfect. The special effects, story, fuck, everything was awesome. Great twist with old guy paying to get Stark killed. SHIELD was titties.

The Not - I was only dissappointed that we didn't see War Machine in action. It would be early though. It might have been nice to see a training montage of Tony Stark.

Final Shot - Iron Man - 5/5

forgetting..who?

The Hot - Fantastic acting. I couldn't believe Kristen Bell. Total smokeshow. It was really a great story. Huge breakout of Jason Segel. I love the Judd Apatow crew...and I love How I Met Your Mother. For him to totally star and write this movie...is huge! People are like "Who is the lead actor? Why is he so awesome?" J.Segel, as cute and lovable as a beagle. Lots of emotion, very easy to relate to. It was just fun to watch, and wasn't slow. The Dracula stuff was gold.

The Not - Still follows the pattern of 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up. They start out funny, then kind of go into a lull of emotion. But this lull wasn't that bad at all. It actually fit very well, but I needed to find something wrong, right? Also, I would question the realism of Mila Kunis' jam on him. Would she really be interested? I think so.

Final Shot - Forgetting Sarah Marshall - 5/5